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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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