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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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