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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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