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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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