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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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