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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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