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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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