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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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