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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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