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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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