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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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