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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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