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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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