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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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