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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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