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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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