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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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