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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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