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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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