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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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