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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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