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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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