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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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