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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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