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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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