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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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