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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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