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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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