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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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