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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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