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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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