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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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