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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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