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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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