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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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