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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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