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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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