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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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