Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.