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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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