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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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