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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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