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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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