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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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