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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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