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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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