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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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