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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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