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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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