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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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