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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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