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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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