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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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