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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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