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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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