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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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