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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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