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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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